Hint?
Like in "if you post too large pictures, the layout goes down the drain"?

Translation:
[url=http://www.pcgameshardware.com/screenshots/original/2008/02/Funny_Screenshots_07.jpg]pic1[/url]: "21. Your creature won't get [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constipation]constipation[/url] if you punish it for shitting" (rude language used in original text)
[url=http://www.pcgameshardware.com/screenshots/original/2008/02/Funny_Screenshots_15.jpg]pic2[/url]: "Japan demands 27 (
probably gold) for not crushing you within the next 3 rounds. ..." (note, that the whole map in the background is under control of the player, only a very small slice is left to Japan.)
[url=http://www.pcgameshardware.com/screenshots/original/2008/02/Funny_Screenshots_27.jpg]pic3[/url]: "on click-in an error occured, because another player didn't show up. Please search again" (comic element are small errors in the text, probably due to original translation. I tried to keep 'em in backward translation)